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Navy Seal Copypasta (also known equally the "Marine Copypasta", "Internet Tough Guy Copypasta" and "Gorilla Warfare Copypasta") is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original mail service, the author claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of gainsay experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles similar "Gorilla Warfare," "300 Confirmed Kills" and "I tin can kill you in over 700 ways with but my blank hands." Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.

Origin

The copypasta is believed to have originated on the armed forces and weapons enthusiast prototype board Operator Chan quondam in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to 4chan's /jp/^[iv] (Otaku Culture) board, in which the affiche claimed to take seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

What the fuck did yous just fucking say about me, you piddling bitch? I'll accept you know I graduated tiptop of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'1000 the top sniper in the unabridged Usa armed forces. You are aught to me but but another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, marking my fucking words. You think you tin can become away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As nosotros speak I am contacting my surreptitious network of spies across the United states and your IP is existence traced right now so you better prepare for the tempest, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I tin exist anywhere, someday, and I can kill you lot in over seven hundred ways, and that'south but with my bare hands. Not merely am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I accept admission to the unabridged arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will apply information technology to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If merely yous could have known what unholy retribution your piffling "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Merely you couldn't, you didn't, and now y'all're paying the toll, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over yous and you volition drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

On May 24th, 2012, an anonymous user submitted a thread to the /pasta/^[one] board, claiming he had created the original copypasta two to three years prior (shown below).

Navy Seal Copypasta and someone claiming to be the orginal internet tough guy - also has crude drawing of character puking rainbows

Spread

On April 4th, 2012, Redditor fahottie submitted a screenshot of a YouTube comment featuring the copypasta to the /r/funny^[8] subreddit (shown below), where it received more than 20,000 up votes and 970 comments prior to being archived.

navy seal copypasta with Gorilla warfare corrected to guerilla

On May 22nd, YouTuber Copypasta Sings uploaded a musical version of the copypasta (shown beneath), which received over 87,000 views and 780 comments in the side by side 9 months.

On August 17th, Urban Lexicon ^[vii] member 487j submitted an entry for the term "gorilla warfare," defining it as training that "fake Navy Seals" receive. On November 16th, Newgrounds^[five] user JoePorter134 uploaded a dramatic reading of the copypasta. On January 10th, 2013, Redditor LiterallyKesha submitted the message to the /r/copypasta^[3] subreddit and provided links to several notable variations. In the next calendar month, the postal service received over 75 up votes and 135 comments.

Richi Phelps Facebook Mail

On February 13th, 2013, 10-yr-old Richi Phelps posted a status update featuring a version of the copypasta adjusted to Mexican slang on his Facebook contour page.

In the following hours, Phelps' condition update spread virally across the social networking site, with many Facebook users mocking the male child with photoshopped images for making exhibitionistic claims like having "extensive war machine training" groundwork and "an armory of weapons" at his disposal, while unaware of the fact that it was a copied message. By February 14th, Phelps' viral status update had been identified as an adapted version of the Navy Seal copypasta. That same twenty-four hours, the Mexican news sites SDP Noticias^[10] and Sipse^[9] reported on the phenomenon.

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2019 Christchurch Mosque Shootings

On March 15th, 2019, shootings took identify at the Al Noor Mosque and Linwood Islamic Centre in Christchurch, New Zealand, during which at least 49 people were killed and an additional 20 were injured. The attacks were livestreamed by the shooter on Facebook, which showed the shooter entering a mosque while shooting a shotgun, earlier switching to an assault rifle and murdering people inside. In a document shared on 8chan prior to the shooting, the suspected shooter put a version of the Navy Seal Copypasta under the heading "You are a bigot,racist,xenophobe,islamophobe,nazi,fascist!" (shown below).

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Notable Variations

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What the fuck did you only fucking blazon nearly me, yous trivial bitch? I'll have you know I graduated peak of my grade at MIT, and I've been involved in numerous surreptitious raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I'g the height hacker in the unabridged globe. You are nada to me just merely another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, marking my fucking words. You remember yous can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Equally we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn blank hands so yous better set up for the storm, maggot. The tempest that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your calculator. You're fucking expressionless, kid. I tin exist anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare easily. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, simply I have access to the unabridged arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will employ it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face up of the world wide web, you lilliputian shit. If only you lot could accept known what unholy retribution your piddling "clever" comment was about to bring down upon y'all, maybe you would take held your fucking fingers. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit lawmaking all over y'all and yous volition drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I'll have you know I graduated tiptop of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I've been involved in numerous underground desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I'thou the summit desu in the entire Us armed desu. You lot are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen earlier on this desu, marker my fucking desu. You think y'all can get away with proverb that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the Us and your desu is existence traced right now so you ameliorate prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic petty thing you phone call your desu. Yous're fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I tin desu you in over desu ways, and that's merely with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, just I have access to the entire armory of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face up of the desu, you fiddling desu. If only you could accept known what unholy desu your petty "desu" comment was about to bring downwards upon you, possibly you lot would have held your fucking desu. Merely you desu, you desu, and now you're desu, y'all goddamn desu. I volition shit desu all over you lot and you will drown in it. You're fucking desu, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you lot piffling bitch. I'll have you lot know my proper noun is John, and I woke upward this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her oral fissure while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to eject difficult, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the aforementioned fourth dimension. I gave information technology to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your all-time orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp and so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, heed yous) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a team that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 button-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of clandestine spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit of measurement got the rest of the 24-hour interval off and I became captain of our base's football game team and starter of the basketball team. I got direct A's on the military archway exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went dorsum in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to get to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to wait pretty much perfect for it. Don't be a stranger and call back, I did more than in one day than yous will your entire life.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my gear, yous lilliputian n00b? I'll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and I've won then many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every ten homo heroic dungeon. I also have a fuckton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but only a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I volition pwn the fuck out of y'all with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my fucking words. You think yous tin become away with saying that shit to me over raid? Remember over again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my society of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better gear up for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic lilliputian affair you call your character. You're fucking pwn'd, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred means, and that'south only with my secondary talent tree. Non just am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little faggot. If merely you lot could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring downwards upon you, maybe you would take held your fucking tongue. But you lot couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will shit Dragon's Jiff all over you and you lot volition burn in it. Yous're fucking pwn'd, faggot.

Are yous kidding me you piddling piece of shit i'll have y'all know i graduated pinnacle of my politics class and i've been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i'chiliad trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe y'all the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel marking my words you retrieve you can get abroad with saying that shit to me over the internet call up again fucker, as we speak i'm checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location then yous better exist prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window y'all'RE FUCKING Dead CHERRY! i can exist anywhere at whatsoever time and i can kill y'all in over 7 hundred ways and that'south only with me tedious you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline direction but i take access to an unabridged arsenal of sociological articles to bear witness my bespeak and i will employ them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you trivial shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe yous would take held your fucking tongue only you couldn't you're fucking dead kiddo

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you alive. Y'all can count on me to be at that place to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you lot in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you accept or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show upwardly at your house when yous aren't abode. I'll turn all the lights on in your firm, leave all the h2o running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your claret pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You lot'll become to the hospital for a heart functioning, and the terminal affair y'all'll see when y'all're being put nether in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed similar a doctor. When you wake upwards after beingness operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your breast waiting to get off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run y'all over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want yous to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic alibi of a life, only how I'd rather get to a groovy fuckng length to make sure your final remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It'southward too late to salvage yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either… I'll fucking resuscitate you and impale you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you